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Banksy 
Wall and 





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Published by Century in 2005 


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Note from the publisher: This book shows the creative/artistic element of graffiti art 
and is not meant to encourage or induce graffiti where it is illegal or inappropriate. 




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Wall and Piece 


Monkeys 

12 

Cops 

26 

Rats 

82 

Cows 

122 

Art 

128 

Street furniture 

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12 minutes. Bankside. London 2001 









I’m going to speak my mind, so this 
won’t take very long. 

Graffiti is not the lowest form of art. 
Despite having to creep about at 
night and lie to your mum it’s actually 
the most honest artform available. 
There is no elitism or hype, it exhibits 
on some of the best walls a town has 
to offer, and nobody is put off by the 
price of admission. 

A wall has always been the best 
place to publish your work. 

The people who run our cities don’t 
understand graffiti because they think 
nothing has the right to exist unless it 
makes a profit. But if you just value 
money then your opinion is worthless. 

They say graffiti frightens people and 
is symbolic of the decline in society, 
but graffiti is only dangerous in the 
mind of three types of people; 
politicians, advertising executives and 
graffiti writers. 

The people who truly deface our 
neighbourhoods are the companies 
that scrawl their giant slogans across 
buildings and buses trying to make us 
feel inadequate unless we buy their 
stuff. They expect to be able to shout 
their message in your face from every 
available surface but you’re never 
allowed to answer back. Well, they 
started this fight and the wall is the 
weapon of choice to hit them back. 

Some people become cops because 
they want to make the world a better 
place. Some people become vandals 
because they want to make the world 
a better looking place. 










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All artists are prepared to suffer for their work 
































Nobody ever listened to me until they 
didn’t know who I was. 


When I was eighteen I spent one night 
trying to paint ‘LATE AGAIN’ in big 
silver bubble letters on the side of a 
passenger train. British transport police 
showed up and I got ripped to shreds 
running away through a thorny bush. 
The rest of my mates made it to the car 
and disappeared so I spent over an 
hour hidden under a dumper truck with 
engine oil leaking all over me. As I lay 
there listening to the cops on the tracks 
I realised I had to cut my painting time 
in half or give up altogether. I was 
staring straight up at the stencilled 
plate on the bottom of a fuel tank when 
I realised I could just copy that style 
and make each letter three feet high. 

I got home at last and crawled into 
bed next to my girlfriend. I told her I’d 
had an epiphany that night and she 
told me to stop taking that drug cos 
it’s bad for your heart. 






























































Simple intelligence testing 




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A lot of people never use their initiative because no-one told them to 


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Broken Window Theory 


Criminologists James Q Wilson and 
George Kelling developed a theory of 
criminal behaviour in the 1980’s that 
became known as the ‘Broken 
Window Theory’. They argued crime 
was the inevitable result of disorder 
and that if a window in a building is 
smashed but not repaired people 
walking by will think no-one cares. 
Then more windows will be broken, 
graffiti will appear and rubbish get 
dumped. The likelihood of serious 
crime being committed then increases 
dramatically as neglect becomes 
visible. The researchers believed there 
was a direct link between vandalism, 
street violence and the general decline 
of society. This theory was the basis 
of the infamous New York City crime 
purge of the early nineties and the 
zero-tolerance attitude to graffiti. 


Letter received to Banksy website 

I dont know who you are or how many 
of you there are but i am writing to ask 
you to stop painting your things where 
we live. In particular xxxxxx road in 
Hackney My brother and me were 
born here and have lived here all our 
lives but these days so many yuppies 
and students are moving here neither 
of us can afford to buy a house where 
we grew up anymore. Your graffities 
are undoubtably part of what makes 
these wankers think our area is cool. 
You're obviously not from round here 
and after youve driven up the house 
prices youll probably just move on. 

Do us all a favour and go do your stuff 
somewhere else like Brixton. 

daniel (name and address not witheld) 


Angel. London 2004 





























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Speak softly, but carry a big can 
of paint. Mona Usa with rocket 
launcher 15 minutes. Soho 
2001. Later converted to Osama 
Bin Laden by an unknown artist. 
Then removed after two days. 































Brighton 2003 











I like to think I have the guts to stand up 
anonymously in a western democracy and call 
for things no-one else believes in - like peace 
and justice and freedom. 

































Vienna 2003 























Some people represent authonty 
without ever possessing any of their own 









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There are no exceptions to the rule that 
everyone thinks they're an exception to the rules 












London 2005 






























































































































































































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Shoreditch, London 2002 



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This revolution is for display purposes only 


On a Tuesday night in the summer I 
tried to paint a train bridge that 
spans Portobello Road in West 
London with posters showing the 
revolutionary leader Che Guevara 
gradually dribbling off the page. 

Every Saturday the market 
underneath the bridge sells Che 
Guevara t-shirts, handbags, baby 
bibs and button badges. I think I 
was trying to make a statement 
about the endless recycling of an 
icon by endlessly recycling an icon. 

People seem to think if they dress 
like a revolutionary they don’t 
actually have to behave like one. 

I got up on the bridge about 4am. It 
was quiet and peaceful until two cars 
approached very slowly and parked 
on the street. I stopped pasting and 
watched from the side of the bridge 
through the bushes. After a few 
minutes there was no movement and 
I figured it was cool to carry on. 

I reached the fifth poster when there 
was a huge bang and the sound of 


splitting wood. One of the cars had 
reversed back up the street and was 
on the pavement, wedged in the 
doorway of the mobile phone shop. 

Six small figures in hoods with 
scarves over their faces ran into the 
store throwing everything they could 
into black plastic bags. In less than a 
minute they were all back in their cars 
which screamed down Portobello 
Road beneath me. I stood there with 
my mouth hanging open, a bucket in 
one hand and a sawn-off sweeping 
brush in the other. Being the only 
young male in sportswear within a 
mile I got the feeling things would 
look bad for me if I hung around so I 
dropped the bucket, climbed the 
fence and jumped to the street. 

The area was full of cameras so I 
lowered my head, pulled my hood up 
and ran all the way to the canal. 

I imagined the kids were probably in 
Kilburn by then, lighting up a spliff 
and saying to each other ‘Why would 
someone just paint pictures of a 
revolutionary when you can actually 
behave like one instead?’ 


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The corrupt and brutal regime of 
President Ceausescu of Romania was 
infamous across the world. His 
ferocious government had run the 
country emphatically for many years, 
crushing any signs of dissent ruthlessly. 
In November 1989 he was re-elected 
President for another five years as his 
supporters at Party Conference gave 
him forty standing ovations. 

On December 21st the President, 
disturbed by a small uprising in the 
western city of Timisoara in support of a 
Protestant Clergyman, was persuaded 
to address a public rally in Bucharest. 

One solitary man in the crowd, Nica 
Leon, sick to death with Ceausescu 
and the dreadful circumstances he 
created for everyone started 
shouting in favour of the 
revolutionaries in Timasoara. 

The crowd around him. obedient to 
the last, thought that when he 
shouted out ‘long live Timisoara!’ it 
was some new political slogan. 


They started chanting it too. It was 
only when he called, ‘Down with 
Ceausescu!’ that they realised 
something wasn’t quite right. Terrified, 
they tried to force themselves away 
from him. dropping the banners they 
had been carrying. In the crush the 
wooden batons on which the banners 
were held began to snap underfoot 
and women started screaming. The 
ensuing panic sounded like booing. 

The unthinkable was happening. 
Ceausescu stood there on his 
balcony, ludicrously frozen in 
uncertainty, his mouth opening and 
shutting. Even the official camera 
shook with fright. Then the head of 
security walked swiftly acrosss the 
balcony towards him and whispered, 
They’re getting in’. It was clearly 
audible on the open microphone and 
was broadcast over the whole country 
on live national radio. 

This was the start of the revolution. 
Within a week Ceausescu was dead. 


Source: John Simpson BBC News 







Bristol Fashion 

Wearing your jeans two sizes too big 
so they hang low off your ass in a 
gangsta fashion was invented in Los 
Angeles. The kids wear clothes 
handed down by their brothers so 
the bigger the trousers, the bigger 
your brothers. 

This makes sense until you wear 
your slacks this way to go fountain 
painting. If they get damp they tend 
to fall down halfway through the 
piece. Then you have to wait for a 
night bus looking like you’ve just 
pissed all over yourself. It doesn’t 
matter how big your brothers are 
when drunk geezers walk past and 
see that. 









































One night I painted the side of a 
floating night club in Bristol. 
Apparently the owner quite liked it so 
when the harbour manager ordered it 
to be painted over the club 
threatened legal action. They never 
pursued it any further so I went out 
and hit it again in the hope I could 
lure the harbour manager out for a full 
custodial sentence this time. 

























Once upon a time, there was a king 
who ruled a great and glorious 
nation. Favourite amongst his 
subjects was the court painter of 
whom he was very proud. Everybody 
agreed this wizzened old man 
painted the greatest pictures in the 
whole kingdom and the king would 
spend hours each day gazing at 
them in wonder. 

However, one day a dirty and 
dishevelled stranger presented himself 
at the court claiming that in fact he 
was the greatest painter in the land. 
The indignant king decreed a 
competition would be held between 
the two artists, confident it would 
teach the vagabond an embarrassing 
lesson. Within a month they were both 
to produce a masterpiece that would 
out do the other. 


After thirty days of working feverishly 
day and night, both artists were ready. 
They placed their paintings, each 
hidden by a cloth, on easels in the 
great hall of the castle. As a large 
crowd gathered, the king ordered the 
cloth to be pulled first from the court 
artist’s easel. Everyone gasped as 
before them was revealed a wonderful 
oil painting of a table set with a feast. 
At its centre was an ornate silver bowl 
full of exotic fruits glistening moistly in 
the dawn light. As the crowd gazed 
admiringly, a sparrow perched high up 
on the rafters of the hall swooped 
down and hungrily tried to snatch one 
of the grapes from the painted bowl 
only to hit the canvas and fall down 
dead with shock at the feet of the king. 

‘Aha!’ exclaimed the king. ‘My artist 
has produced a painting so 


wonderful it has fooled Nature 
herself, surely you must agree that he 
is the greatest painter who ever 
lived!’ But the vagabond said nothing 
and stared solemnly at his feet. 

‘Now, pull the blanket from your 
painting and let us see what you 
have for us,’ cried the king. But the 
tramp remained motionless and said 
nothing. Growing impatient, the king 
stepped forward and reached out to 
grab the blanket only to freeze in 
horror at the last moment. 

‘You see,’ said the tramp quietly, 

‘there is no blanket covering the 
painting. This is actually just a 
painting of a cloth covering a 
painting. And whereas your famous 
artist is content to fool Nature, I’ve 
made the king of the whole country 
look like a clueless little twat’. 


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email received to banksy website 

I was one of the writers that fell for your legal' 
graffiti site thingy-ma-bob on marylebone street 
next to edgeware rd. i write AMBS SDF. i was 
there with gasp zeal and haze when we pieced 
it. you know we got nicked for it at the end of 
the day when we had finished by an undercover 
fed, but he let us go because before we had 
started we asked at the fed station across the 
road if it realy was legal and they said it was 
cool, anyway it was all good at the end and we 
got some nice pieces in a fuckin bait plot, mail 
me back if you want, anyway.peace! 













































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First attempt (complete with incorrect spelling of 
graffiti and a crest taken off a fag packet). 



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On Tuesday l went round San Francisco in the 
middle of the day dressed in overalls 
designating parts of it as legal graffiti areas. 

By Friday a lot had been modified by city 
workers who simply removed the offending part 
with a lick of paint. 



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Hackney. London 2004 


































Four minutes, Trafalgar Square. London 2003 

















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critically obese and 8% ate the survey. 



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Beyond watching eyes 
With sweet and tender kisses 
Our souls reached out to each other 
In breathless wonder 


And when I awoke 
from a vast and smiling peace 
/ found you bathed in morning light 
Quietly studying 

All the messages on my phone 






















When the time comes to leave, just walk away quietly and don’t make any fuss 































Once upcm a time there was a "Bear 
and a (Bee who fived in a wood and 
were the best of friends, ftff summer 
font] the (Bee collected nectar from 
morning to night white the (Bear fay 
on his hack hashing in the fang grass. 


When Winter came the (Bear 
reafised he had nothing to eat and 
thought to himseffV hope that busy 
fittfe (Bee will share some of his 
honey with me'. (But the 'Bee was 
nowhere to he found - he had died of 
a stress induced coronary disease 







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Liverpool 2004 



















































Bnck Lane. London 2005 





































Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee. Garage wall in Highbury 2004 






















Tate Gallery, London 2002 























































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Manchester 2002 



























'Art is all about finding the paint-job that turned the donkey into the zebra' an old man on a cider farm told me. 

Quarry at Dead Woman’s Bottom. Somerset 2004 

























Painting something that defies the law of the 
land is good. Painting something that defies the 
law of the land and the law of gravity at the 
same time is ideal. 



Hackney, London 2003 






































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Imagine a city where graffiti wasn’t illegal, a 
city where everybody could draw wherever 
they liked. Where every street was awash 
with a million colours and little phrases. 
Where standing at a bus stop was never 
boring. A city that felt like a party where 
everyone was invited, not just the estate 
agents and barons of big business. Imagine 
a city like that and stop leaning against the 
wall - it’s wet. 


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You can win the rat race but you’re still a rat. 

The human race is an unfair and stupid 
competition. A lot of the runners don’t even get 
decent sneakers or clean drinking water. 

Some runners are bom with a massive head 
start, every possible help along the way and still 
the referees seem to be on their side. 

It’s not surprising a lot of people have given up 
competing altogether and gone to sit in the 
grandstand, eat junk food and shout abuse. 

What we need in this race is a lot more streakers. 


The Ritz. Picadilly 2005 












































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Angel. London 2005 











































When I was nine years old I was 
expelled from school. It was punish¬ 
ment for swinging one of my 
classmates round and round before 
dropping him onto a concrete floor. 

He was taken away from school by 
an ambulance that had to pull right 
into the playground and pick him up 
on a stretcher. 

The next day I was made to stand in 
front of the whole school at assembly 
while the headmaster gave a speech 
about good and evil before I was sent 
home in disgrace. 

The unfortunate part is that I never 
actually touched the kid. It was my 
best friend Jimmy who had put him 
into casualty. Me and a boy called 
Martin watched Jimmy grab the kid’s 
hand and swing him until he was too 
dizzy to stand up and when he let 
go the kid just seemed to fly off and 
land on his head. It wasn’t even 
malicious, just stupid. However. Jim 
was a big chap for his age and 
could be very persuasive. So when 
we noticed the kid wasn’t getting up 
Jim convinced Martin to say that it 


was me who had done it. The only 
other witness was the kid himself 
who didn’t regain conciousness for a 
week. 

I tried many times to explain that I 
hadn’t done it, but the boys stuck to 
their story. Eventually my mum turned 
to me and said bitterly that I should 
have the guts to admit when I was 
wrong and that it was even more 
disgusting when I refused to accept 
what I’d done. 

So I shut up after that. 

The kid sustained a fractured skull 
and some mental problems. He 
couldn’t remember how it had 
happened and he didn’t return to 
school for a long time. 

I think I was lucky to learn so young 
that there’s no point in behaving your¬ 
self. You’ll be punished for something 
you never did anyway. People get it 
wrong all the time. 

Anyone who believes in capital 
punishment should be shot. 


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Columbia Road, London 2004 


















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It’s the middle of the night and we’re on the bridge facing 
Shoreditch police station, home to the SOI 9 firearms unit, 
painting a seventy foot wide bank of riot cops brandishing 
shooters with smiley faces. In a window of an office 
overlooking the bridge is a bloke working at a computer so 
we have to work quietly. 

After twenty minutes we’ve reached the part of the bridge 
very near the offices and I realise the bloke is at the 
window, cupping his hands to his eyes and squinting out. 
He’s clocked what’s going and opens the window shouting 
‘Hey, Hey!’ I wonder if he works for the magistrates court 
attached to the police station and start to pack up the kit. 

‘I want a word with you’ he shouts through the gap in the 
window ‘About what?’ I say, collapsing the brush and 
stepping back, we're nearly ready to roll. 

There’s a pause. ‘Well, you see. I’m making a documentary 
about street culture and I’d like you to be in it...’ We burst 
out laughing and shout in unison ‘Fucking Shoreditch,’ 
finish the piece and leave before he has a chance to get 
his camera out. 


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Policemen and security guards wear hats with a 
peak that comes down low over their eyes. 
Apparently this is for psychological reasons. Eye¬ 
brows are very expressive and you appear a lot 
more authoritative if you keep them covered up. 


The advantage of this is that it makes it a lot 
harder for cops to see anything more than six 
foot off the ground. Which is why painting 
rooftops and bridges is so easy. 


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Segregation Wall, 
Palestine 


Palestine has been occupied by the 
Israeli army since 1967. In 2002 the 
Israeli government began building a 
wall separating the occupied 
territories from Israel, much of it 
illegal under international law. It is 
controlled by a series of checkpoints 
and observation towers, stands three 
times the height of the Berlin wall 
and will eventually run for over 
700km - the distance from London 
to Zurich. Palestine is now the 
world’s largest open-air prison and 
the ultimate activity holiday 
destination for graffiti artists. 

















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My guide You could paint here - there are no 
guards in the watch towers, they 
do not come until the winter. 

Me (Returning to the car after painting 

for 25 minutes) What's so funny? 

Guide (Lauging hysterically) Of course the 
guards are in the towers, they have 
the snipers with the walkie-talkies. 















































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Old man 

You paint the wall, you make it 
look beautiful 

Me 

Thanks 

Old man 

We don’t want it to be beautiful, 
we hate this wall, go home 


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Zoo painting 

I \r~\ 3 ec trie fence into central park. 
Zkr ^ - 2 at three o’clock in the 
wcr n rc exit didn’t realise the park 
r" " :*jses the zoo is also home to 
I r^an parliament. Its exception- 
m • -r it and patrolled by Guardia 
Z ■ ' gh-powered jeeps. 

mss meepmg across the edge of the 
zar* “en a patrol took me by 
slt: ~se and I dived into the 
5 -rjrcery a bit too late. 

eeo pulled to a stop and didn’t 

- : -r *or a long time. In my mind I 
m 7 L\ *r<ming a story about how I was 
i ess traveller with no hotel 

r zn sleeping rough in the park, and 
always carried 12 cans of 

2 3 ramt. a climbing rope and 
a er o *s with me. Then I heard 

*: -reps approaching from the fence 
ansctly behind me 

' ■ t 'ear was properly on me as I held 

- :reath, parted the ivy leaves, and 
zsr* eyeball to eyeball with an 

-- :~x>us fucking kangaroo. 

ed to relax by staring out the 

- srsupial and after a few minutes the 
S^ardia jeep started up and drove 

3 across the park. Within five 

- -_tes I had climbed both fences 
i- 3 .*» as inside the zoo. 

Emsh zoos have pictures of the 
; mals on a board at the front of 
ram enclosure. Barcelona Zoo 


doesn’t do this so I was taking extra 
care before entering each pen. I was 
moving at speed putting up tags on 
the penguin, giraffe, bison and 
gazelle enclosures before reaching 
my ultimate destination - the 
elephant house. 

A Spanish kid had translated ‘Laugh 
now but one day we’ll be in charge* 
for me on a small piece of paper. I got 
the paint out ready to write this in 
three foot high animal-like handwriting 
across the back wall, only to find I no 
longer had the piece of paper. 
Crouching next to a huge pile of dung 
my mind froze up. I can order lager in 
Spanish but not much else. I couldn’t 
even think of how you would write 
‘Help us’ in any language other than 
English but that seemed a bit rude. I 
checked my watch for the fifteenth 
time and then figured this was my 
best option - ticking off the time in 
classic jailhouse style 

I weighed in five cans of fat black, 
scrawling this over every available 
surface of the entire enclosure. Then 
crept away quietly. 

By the time I got up the following 
afternoon I didn’t get any photos of 
the elephant enclosure. Emergency 
cleaners had been working hard on it 
and covered up the rest with plastic 
sheeting. It’s frustrating when the only 
people with good photos of your 
work are the police department. 



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Hick Hop 

If you grow up In a town where they 
don't have subway trains you have to 
find something else to graffiti. 

It s not as easy as it sounds because 
most subway train drivers don’t 
wander around with shotguns. 

















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‘Crimewatch UK has ruined the 
countryside for all of us’ 

2003 Oil on canvas 

This new acquisition is a beautiful example 
of the neo post-idiotic style. The Artist has 
found an unsigned oil painting in a London 
street market and then stenciled Police 
incident tape over the top. It can be argued 
that defacing such an idyllic scene reflects 
the way our nation has been vandalised by 
its obsession with crime and paedophilia, 
where any visit to a secluded beauty spot 
now feels like it may result in being molested 
or finding discarded body parts. 

Presented by the artist personally 2003 


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My sister threw away loads of my drawings 
when I was a kid and when I asked her where 
they were she shrugged and said ‘Well it’s not 
like they’re ever gonna be hanging in the 
Louvre is it?’ 


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Art is not like other culture because its success 
is not made by its audience. The public fill 
concert halls and cinemas every day. we read 
novels by the millions and buy records by the 
billions. Wte the people, affect the making and the 
quality of most of our culture, but not our art. 

The Art we look at is made by only a select few. 
A small group create, promote, purchase, 
exhibit and decide the success of Art. Only a 
few hundred people in the world have any real 
say. When you go to an Art gallery you are 
simply a tourist looking at the trophy cabinet of 
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After sticking up the picture I took five minutes 
to watch what happened next. A sea of people 
walked up. stared and left looking confused and 
slightly cheated. I felt like a true modern artist. 





Discount Soup Can. Museum of Modern Art, New York. Lasted 6 days 















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Harlequin beetle with airfix weapons. Natural History Museum. New York. Lasted 12 days 





















Pest Control 

Recently discovered specimens of the 
common sewer rat have shown some 
remarkable new characteristics. 

Attributed to an increase in junk food waste, 
ambient radiation and hardcore urban rap 
music these creatures have evolved at an 
unprecedented rate. Termed the Banksus 
Militus Vandalus they are impervious to all 
modern methods of pest control and mark 
their territory with a series of elaborate signs. 

Professor B. Langford of University College 
London states “You can laugh now... but one 
day they may be in charge.” 


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This finely preserved example of primitive art 
dates from the Post-Catatonic era and is thought 
to depict early man venturing towards the out- 
of-town hunting grounds. The artist responsible 
is know n to have created a substantial body of 
work across the South East of England under the 
moniker Banksymus Maximus but little else is 
known about him. Most art of this type has 
unfortunately not survived The majority is 
destroyed by zealous municipal officials who 
I ail to recognise the artistic merit and historical 
value of daubing on w alls. 

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Rock with marker pen. British Museum. London. Lasted 8 days. Now in permanent collection 















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Brandalism 

People abuse you everyday. They butt 
into your life, take a cheap shot at you 
and then disappear. They leer at you 
from tall buildings and make you feel 
small. They make flippant comments 
from buses that imply you’re not sexy 
enough and that all the fun is 
happening somewhere else. They’re 
on TV making your girlfriend feel 
inadequate. They have access to the 
most sophisticated technology the 
world has ever seen and they bully 
you with it. They are The Advertisers 
and they are laughing at you. 

However, you are forbidden to touch 
them. Trademarks, intellectual property 
rights and copyright law mean 


advertisers can say what they like 
wherever they like with impunity. 

Screw that. Any advert in public 
space that gives you no choice 
whether you see it or not is yours. 
It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re¬ 
use. You can do whatever you like 
with it. Asking for permission is like 
asking to keep a rock someone just 
threw at your head. 

You owe the companies nothing. 

You especially don’t owe them any 
courtesy. They have re-arranged the 
world to put themselves in front of you. 
They never asked for your permission, 
don’t even start asking for theirs. 




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every reach got cleaned off within a few days. 
All except one on the shutter of a shop that 
opens until nine o’clock every night. 

The only time you see the picture is after the 
watershed when they close. Which the boss 
enforces more strictly than any TV executive. 










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If you want someone to be ignored 
then build a lifesize bronze statue of 
them and stick it in the middle of town. 

It doesn’t matter how great you were, 
it’ll always take an unfunny drunk 
with climbing skills to make people 
notice you. 



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Picadilly Circus 2004. Lasted nine hours until 
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oamting a picture of crows attacking cctv 
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4 or six pounds each. 

"^eard they was put there by the police so you 
ook up and a computer can scan your face’ a 
stallholder on Portobello market told me when I 
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Manifesto 


Extract from the diary of Lieutenant 
Colonel Mervin Willett Gonin DSO who 
was amongst the first British soldiers 
to arrive at the Nazi death camp 
Bergen-Belsen. It was liberated in 
April 1945 close to the end of the 
second World War 

I can give no adequate discription of 
the Horror Camp in which my men 
and myself were to spend the next 
month of our lives. It was just a barren 
wilderness, as bare as a chicken run. 
Corpses lay everywhere, some in huge 
piles, sometimes they lay singly or in 
pairs where they had fallen. 

It took a little time to get used to 
seeing men women and childen 
collapse as you walked by them and 
to restrain oneself from going to their 
assistance. One had to get used early 
to the idea that the individual just did 
not count. One knew that five 
hundred a day were dying and that 
five hundred a day were going on 


dying for weeks before anything we 
could do would have the slightest 
effect. It was, however, not easy to 
watch a child choking to death from 
diptheria when you knew a 
tracheotomy and nursing would save 
it, one saw women drowning in their 
own vomit because they were too 
weak to turn over, and men eating 
worms as they clutched a half loaf of 
bread purely because they had had to 
eat worms to live and now could 
scarcely tell the difference. 

Piles of corpses, naked and obscene, 
with a woman too weak to stand 
proping herself against them as she 
cooked the food we had given her 
over an open fire; men and women 
crouching down just anywhere in the 
open relieving themselves of the 
dysentary which was scouring their 
bowels, a woman standing stark 
naked washing herself with some 
issue soap in water from a tank in 
which the remains of a child floated. 


It was shortly after the British Red 
Cross arrived, though it may have no 
connection, that a very large quantity of 
lipstick arrived. This was not at all what 
we men wanted, we were screaming for 
hundreds and thousands of other things 
and I don't know who asked for lipstick. 

I wish so much that I could discover 
who did it, it was the action of genious. 
sheer unadulterated brilliance. I believe 
nothing did more for those internees 
than the lipstick. Women lay in bed with 
no sheets and no nightie but with 
scarlet red lips, you saw them wander¬ 
ing about with nothing but a blanket 
over their shoulders, but with scarlet 
red lips. I saw a woman dead on the 
post mortem table and clutched in her 
hand was a piece of lipstick. At last 
someone had done something to make 
them individuals again, they were 
someone, no longer merely the number 
tatooed on the arm. At last they could 
take an interest in their appearance. 

That lipstick started to give them back 
their humanity. 


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Advice on making stencils 


• Mindless vandalism can take a bit 
of thought. 

• Nothing in the world is more 
common than unsuccessful people 
with talent, leave the house before 
you find something worth staying 
in for. 

• Think from outside the box, 
collapse the box and take a fucking 
sharp knife to it. 

• A regular 400ml can of paint will 
give you up to 50 A4 sized stencils. 
This means you can become 
incredibly famous/unpopular in a 
small town virtually overnight for 
approximately ten pounds. 

• Try to avoid painting in places 
where they still point at aeroplanes. 

• Spray the paint sparingly onto the 
stencil from a distance of 8 inches. 

• When explaining yourself to the 
Police its worth being as 
reasonable as possible. Graffiti 
writers are not real villains. I’m 
always reminded of this by real 
villains who consider the idea of 
breaking in someplace, not stealing 
anything and then leaving behind a 


painting of your name in four foot 
high letters the most retarded thing 
they ever heard of. 

• Be aware that going on a major 
mission totally drunk out of your 
head will result in some truly 
spectacular artwork and at least 
one night in the cells. 

• The easiest way to become 
invisible is to wear a day-glo vest 
and carry a tiny transistor radio 
playing Heart FM very loudly. If 
questioned about the legitimacy of 
your painting simply complain 
about the hourly rate. 

• Crime against property is not real 
crime. People look at an oil 
painting and admire the use of 
brushstrokes to convey meaning. 
People look at a graffiti painting 
and admire the use of a drainpipe 
to gain access. 

• The time of getting fame for your 
name on its own is over. Artwork 
that is only about wanting to be 
famous will never make you 
famous. Fame is a by-product of 
doing something else. You don't go 
to a restaurant and order a meal 
because you want to have a shit. 


















Additional words and inspiration by 
Simon Munnery, Dirty Mark, Mike Tyler, 

BC Pnncess, Crap Hound. Brian Haw, 

Tom Wolfe and D. 

Additional photography by Steve Lazandes, 
James Pfaff. Andy Phipps. Maya Hyuk. Aiko 
and Tristan Manco. 

Technical support by Eine. Farmer, Luke. 
Tmks. Faile. Kev. Paul Insect, Wissam, 
Jonesy and Brooksy. 

Layout by Jez Tucker. 

www.banksy.co.uk 

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